Nicholas Sparks is NOT A GOOD AUTHOR. HIS BOOKS ARE BAD. SO ARE THE MOVIES BASED OFF THEM.
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[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [ONE NIGHT STAND] ” Bottom text: “ [TOO MANY BOOKS TO FIT ON IT] ”]
I didn’t write this, but it’s too perfect not to be turned into an English Major Armadillo meme.
Because you need to carry hoes in something - taking care of your garden equipment is very important.
How dare you delete me from your bookmarks! You dickbag!
“Amy Poehler was new to SNL…and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and ‘unladylike.’
Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, ‘Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.’
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. ‘I don’t f*cking care if you like it.’ Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not f*cking care if you like it.”
” —Tina Fey, Bossypants. (via kate-lambert)
